I’m attracted to your looks.
YOUR personality makes me want to stay :)
(Source: jon-cruz)
This is my new jam… kind of unsure why. I think it’s the beat ;)
girlswatchporn asked: All this month and next I'm going to be saying thank you to as many followers as I can. THANK YOU FOR FOLLOWING ME! I started this tumblr for my own personal interest, and I'm so excited to see how many people share my interests. I don't feel so alone and pent up anymore, and you're part of the reason. Thank you for following! <3
Awww!
Strike out everything you've done, & it gets real? →
1. Had a threesome.2. Been drunk.3. Touched a real gun.
4. Done drugs.5. Wrote on a bathroom stall.6. Took “naughty” pictures of myself.7. Had sex.8. Got into a fist fight.
9. Used Twitter.
10. Listened to Lady Gaga.
11. Been in a car accident.12. Gotten suspended.
13. Gotten expelled.14. Got a computer virus.
15. Had a hand-written diary.16. Been allergic to something.17. Had a dog.
18. Had a cat.
19. Been pregnant.
20. Had a pregnancy scare.21. Had unprotected sex.22. Camped out.23. Swam in the ocean.24. Wore a bikini.25. Meet someone online in person.26. Made a survey.
27. Used ICQ.28. Failed a class for the year.
29. Repeated a grade.30. Went to summer school.31. Got the high honor roll.32. Got the regular honor roll (A’s and B’s).
33. Learned to speak another language fluently.34. Read an entire book.
35. Recorded my own music.
36. Had an xBox.
37. Listened to Rammstein.38. Wore fishnets.39. Bought skinny jeans.40. Been in love.41. Hated someone.42. Been cheated on43. Cheated on someone.44. Had a significant other.45. Did something sexual with someone of the same sex. 46. Practiced Christianity.47. Worn makeup.48. Had a cavity.
49. Had surgery.50. Had my license.51. Been to college. 52. Graduated high school.
53. Attempted suicide.
54. Worn colored contacts.55. Painted my nails black.56. Broken someone’s heart.57. Had my heart broken.58. Cried for an hour straight.59. Lost something very valuable.60. Had sex in a car.61. Got separated from my parents as a kid.
62. Broken a bone.63. Gotten stung by a bee.64. Eaten something bad/expired. 65. Threw up from being so drunk.
66. Had to put a pet to sleep.
67. Participated in a swinger’s party.
68. Owned an iPod.
69. Owned an iPhone.70. Fell for a best friend.71. Stole a friend’s significant other.
72. Gave a computer virus.73. Went away from home for more than a week.74. Moved out.
75. Ran away.76. Teased my brother/sister.
77. Started a fist fight. 78. Been to the hospital.
79. Had food poisoning.80. Had a job.
81. Been fired82. Lied to a friend.83. Lied to a family member.84. Lied to a significant other.85. Posted a video on YouTube.
86. Started a rumor about someone.
87. Deliberately failed a test.
88. Dropped out of school.
89. Gotten my “private parts” pierced.
90. Been skinny dipping.91. Counted to a million.92. Counted to a thousand.93. Ate deer meat.
94. Ate duck meat. 95. Had fast food.96. Been to church.97. Been to a synagogue.
98. Been married.
99. Had a divorce.
100. Broken a window.
(Source: talesfromthetreehouse)
I’m looking for my perfect match…. a great friendship and compatible sexually with lots of real love!
Don’t like falling in between. So many men are looking for friendship with sexual benefits. I hate when I fall for friends and thing gets really complicated.
(Source: besosclandestinos)
Niggas ain't SHIT! (I read this off of this chick's FB page! HILARIOUS!!!!!))
- HIM: What's up, I wanna come through.
- HER: I don't get off until 7.
- HIM: That;s cool...I wanna chill, get something to eat.
- HER: That's cool. No freak shit tho.
- HIM: Dag why not?
- HER: That time of the month.
- HIM: OK
- HER: I'll call you after 7 ok?
- HIM: .............................................[NO RESPONSE]
- HER: (2 hours later) Hey.
- HIM: .............................................[NO RESPONSE]
- HER (on FB): LMAO! You niggas ain't shit!
- ME: ROTFLMAO!!!!!!! w/ tears!
Jerry LaVigne Jr.
DAMN THAT’S SEXINESS AT IT’S BEST!!!!! & his videos are awesome!
❒ Single ❒ Taken [x] God is writing my love story .
(Source: kinkybeach)
I might be late…[I DON’T CARE]…This is my new JAM!!!!!
Have you ever noticed that the “Krusty Krab” is located in “Bikini Bottom”??
Coincidence??
I think not!!
So not a “Sponge Bob” fan!!!!!
misterdelfuego asked: lol i was disgusted by it too.
did you see the gif i added?
Yes I did.
misterdelfuego asked: Hey how are you :)
I’m good. Thanks for asking. Little disgusted by your butterfly post, but other than that preparing for school.
SUPPOSEDLY…I’m not an Aries anymore! WTF?!?
Zodiac now 13-strong as Ophiuchus signs in… WTF?!?
I don’t like this one bit… When I was in high school, I use to really follow my horoscope and know all the signs and their characteristics. Nowadays, I remember about where they fall during the year and I may check mine one or twice a month or so.
With this new sign poppin up out of HOEwhere….
According to astronomer Parke Kunkle, a board member of the Minnesota Planetarium Society, the current astrological signs of the zodiac are all messed up, and a new sign, Ophiuchus, needs to be added. According to Kunkle and other astronomers, a “wobble” in the Earth’s rotation has altered the sun’s placement from the time of the ancient Babylonians, creators of the original zodiac.
Blah Blah Blah….
Continue reading on Examiner.com: New zodiac sign Ophiuchus? Astronomer Parke Kunkle throws Astrology for a loop - National Humanist | Examiner.com http://www.examiner.com/humanist-in-national/new-zodiac-sign-ophiuchus-astronomer-parke-kunkle-throws-astrology-for-a-loop#ixzz1BFinh4hT
Either way the new signs are suppose to flow like this…
Aries: April 18th - May 13th.
Taurus: May 13th - June 21st.
Gemini: June 21st - July 20th.
Cancer: July 20th - Aug 10th.
Leo: Aug 10th - Sept 16th.
Virgo: Sept 16th - Oct 30th.
Libra: Oct 30th - Nov 23rd.
Scorpio: Nov 23rd - Nov 29th.
Ophiuchus: Nov 29th - Dec 17th.
Sagittarius: Dec 17th - Jan 20th.
Capricorn: Jan 20th - Feb 16th.
Aquarius: Feb 16th - March 11th.
Pisces: March 11th - April 18th.
BULLSHIGGITY!
I like being an Aries!!!!!
P.S. - Now they are saying this only applies to those born after 2009…WTF?!? Those born after 2009 aren’t even old enough to know the difference!
…but I like that idea, because it doesn’t effect me and I can still be an Aries!
(Source: irishtimes.com)